death by doritos

Apr 01
Apr 01
Apr 01
jelek-bebek:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

jelek-bebek:

nzafro:

An x-ray showing a Buzz Lightyear action figure lodged in the anal cavity. The patient explained that it got stuck when it was inserted and a button was accidentally pushed, extending out the wings.

Looks like you got a friend in you.

Apr 01

istumogra:

jensendaddy:

maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them

write a book

Apr 01
Apr 01
sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:






MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU





This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

sunshine-summer123:

yeahmicah:

dearolivejuice:

sobasicallysherlock:

inthedeereyes:

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MEN OF TUMBLR I LOVE YOU

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ohstopityou


This just made my night. Thank you!!!!!!

Feb 20

megustamemes:

And yet the guy in blue stripes is ready to fight with no fear in his eyes

Feb 20
phatticuss:

can’t see da hairs

phatticuss:

can’t see da hairs

Feb 20

cursethegoldfish:

WHEN SOMEONE ATTEMPTS TO GIVE YOU A SASSY COMEBACK AND THEY MESS IT UP

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Feb 20
buildabitchworkshop:

pink skin thick ass give em whiplash

buildabitchworkshop:

pink skin thick ass give em whiplash